aschoolgirlcrush:

*waits a few minutes to open your snapchat so I don’t look like an obsessed loser*

2 weeks ago // 36 notes

andrvw:

my friend just called his daughter “what’s her face”

3 weeks ago // 45,218 notes

tsubomicode:

i’m 600% done 

my sister just came home and i asked her why she was an hour late since today was orientation and she goes, “i had detention” and i’m like how the fuck do you get detention on orientation day and she says, “when i walked into my homeroom my teacher asked all of us why we came to this school and i told her i came to fuck bitches”

(Source: korumi)

3 weeks ago // 68,111 notes